Buy some flippin’ glasses, please!
Every so often you come across someone who doesn’t mean to annoy you, they just do, it’s natural for them. It’s just the way they are and nothing will ever change that fact. Somehow, a number of unlucky variables have all come into play to create their irritating person, and now they are going to make you annoyed just by being near you. And you? Well, you just have to stand there and take it.
This happened to me just the other day. I was standing at the train station when a tall man with beady eyes appeared and proceeded to pull out his paper.
And read it in the most strange way imaginable.
And I mean STRANGE.
The man had his legs crossed in that frustratingly camp way that professors do, and was holding the newspaper – and I kid you not – less than 2cm in front of his face. He’d scan left and right before nodding, sort of as if to say “I’ve read you, you’re in my head now, ha!”
I hated him. I hated him. I really, really hated him. People who do stuff like this, who refuse to get eye tests even though they literally can’t live without them, get my goat BIGTIME!
So please, I don’t care if you’re only looking for Electricians London in the paper, or wanting to read a novel: if you’re practically blind then do yourself and me a favour and get your eyes tested. And don’t even think about driving a car again until you have!
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