If
If I was the Prime Minister I suppose I would make emergency fuel delivery a simple thing: upon breaking down by the side of the road, a special helicopter would be called in to drop said fuel down (obviously not from too high up, we don’t want any explosions or petrol going everywhere…). I would aslo have to make it legal for everyone to consume at least three chocolate bars a day when above the age of four. Because getting hooked on chocolate is a great thing, of course. I suppose I would also have to make every child sit in a why chocolate can be bad for you class too, because some would take it too far, and inevitably I would get it in the neck. Probably right so, too.
Another thing I would do is make it mandatory for every adult over the age of forty to attend a computer class every week. The class would focus on all the things that trouble the older generation. Things us young ones take for granted like switching the computer on, what a mouse is / what it does, and how to use a computer using both hands, not just using one finger and subsequently looking like a right old wally. Because it’s bad, people. It’s a terrible situation! Many of the older people in this country regularly spend as long as an hour every day attempting to turn their computer on–and the result? A great deal of stress for the younger generation is what! For they are the ones assigned the troublesome duty of teaching the older ones what to do!