Henrys Journal

The Voice Of Authority

This post is about not chopping down trees. And I can assure you now that even if you barely ever think about chopping down trees it will be an astoundingly interesting post. I better get moving then–I’m running out of time!

I am stuck thinking about chopping down trees, seeing chainsaw wielding tree chopper-downers in my sleep and other such disturbing imagery, because of my neighbour. The one to the left of us who works for a chemical peel company More

If

If I was the Prime Minister I suppose I would make emergency fuel delivery a simple thing: upon breaking down by the side of the road, a special helicopter would be called in to drop said fuel down (obviously not from too high up, we don’t want any explosions or petrol going everywhere…). I would aslo have to make it legal for everyone to consume at least three chocolate bars a day when above the age of four. Because getting More

I Get It But Still

Alright I accept it, there is a need for antique programs on day-time TV just as there is a need for breast enhancement for any woman wanting to go to Hollywood and make it big. I suppose there are millions of antiques gathering dust in attics all over the country, so there must be a demand for these kind of shows. But I have noticed a worrying trend and it appears to only be getting worse–It is that of the More